Sleepy Head

Title: Sleepy Head
Rating: PG
Word Count: 158
Pairing: It's a Surprise.
Topic: Mismatch and now Obscure characters and/or rare pairings
Type: Crack
Disclaimer: I don't own anything from One Piece. One Piece and all its characters belong to Eiichiro Oda.
VTM: Yeah...not going to explain this one.


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Ace blinked a little, his eyes still heavy with sleep. It must've been one hell of a night, he was so worn out. He snuggled into the warm blankets. The gentle rocking of the ship made things even more relaxing. Closing his eyes, he was about to fall back asleep, until he felt his partner stir. Ace smiled; sleep disappearing in favor of a playful mood. Rolling over, he was greeted by an…unwelcome sight.

"Ooh~! You're a dirty boy~! How 'bout a kiss?" Black beard said as he puckered his sausage lips.

"GYAAAAAAAAAHH!!!"

-Later-

Nami watched as Ace puked his guts out over the railing of the sunny. She then looked at Luffy. "What's with him?"

Luffy gave a shrug. "Don't know; he just woke up screaming 'no way in hell!' left bed, and…" He simply pointed.

Ace now was draped lifelessly over the railing, small snivels could be heard. That frightening image forever scarred into his mind.

-End-